Welcome

I don’t want to do this but I’m doing it.

“Fuck Fantasy Football!” -Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Dear Diary,

I love the universe but I don’t think it feels the same way… because the universe made me lose this week by 0.7 points.

I have the same record as this guy Lui who autodrafted and spends all his time buying Xbox live gift cards and selling them on the deep web.

My league has 3 wide receivers diary! 3! Why?! Air raid is so gay.

Today’s superlatives:

Most points left on the bench

I don’t care. I hate my life

Biggest loss

Whatever. Life is pain

Closest game

Real funny. Why’d you have to bring that up?

Lou Gehrig’s Disease Player of the Week

Josh